Madcap Monday

Well Hey there! Did Any of You miss me? The ole computer blew an gasket (harddrive died) Thursday morning and I had to take it to the computer shop. I paid $70 for an new hard drive and $50 just for them to tell me what the problem was. It is the 2nd week of the month and im officially broke already. Oh well! I have decided to buy an dvd player for my computer for my birthday present to myself in July. I ran around all day today- chiropracter, computer store, and then walked to Dollar General. Why waste the gas especially since its so high ya know? I had to reinstall all my programs so I can officially put off buying an $98 copy of Windows Vista. Thats my day in an nutshell. I went to an church picnic yesterday and watched softball too. latas!

Undergraduate

One day, a very attractive under graduate visited the professor’s office. The under graduate pulled the chair closer to the professor, smiled at him shyly, bumped his knee “accidentally”, etc.

Finally, the undergraduate said, “Professor, I really need to pass your course. It is extremely important to me. It is so important that I’ll do anything you suggest.”

The professor, somewhat taken aback by this attention, replied, “Anything?”

To which the undergradute cooed, “Yes, anything you say.”

After some brief reflection, the professor asked, “What are you doing tomorrow afternoon at 3:30?”

The student lied, “Oh, nothing at all, sir. I can be free then.”

The professor then advised, “Excellent! Professor Palmer is holding a help session for his students. Why don’t you attend that.”