Quiet! It’s Monday
Posted by karen777 on June 2, 2008
Hi! I had an good weekend. I went and watched both of my church softball teams play one another yesterday. I was armed with my Pringles and Gatorade. I got a lil sunburned on my left knee. I think that i can take maybne another week without the a/c on. Not sure, will see. I finished reading my Glamour and got all my laundry done Friday night. Today everybody is being quiet. I dont know if they are mad that they have to work 5 days again or what it is. I just realized that this month is the 6th month I have been on HRT and when i look in the mirror I really see the breasts starting to develop. It was so slow for so long. Thats it for today! Love you all!!!!
Recent Quips from Late Night
“Hey, congratulations to David Cook, the American Idol. … I believe he received an unbelievable 50 million votes … which I think is a new record. … In fact, he got so many votes, Hillary offered him the VP spot.” –Jay Leno
“McCain, of course, has the nomination sewn up. He’s just got to go to the convention. So he’s now auditioning candidates for vice president. And they’re visiting at his home in Arizona. They will be spending the weekend with him out there at his home in Arizona. I believe it is called Casa Viagra. Wait a minute, I believe it’s called the Lazy Artery. I believe it’s a ranch. I think it is the Double Hernia. No, no, his home in Arizona, the Rancho Prostateo.” –David Letterman
“Big political news this weekend. John McCain invited Louisiana’s governor, Florida’s governor and Mitt Romney to a barbecue at his home in Arizona, because he wants to choose one of them to be his running mate. McCain says he got the idea of choosing a running mate this way by watching ‘Flavor of Love.’ He’s gonna hand them a rose at the end of the night.” –Conan O’Brien
“Yesterday, a group of oil company executives testified before Congress. Oil company executives talking to politicians. I believe they set a record for the most number of lies ever told in one room.” –Jay Leno
“Dick Cheney gave a commencement address at the Coast Guard Academy. He really enjoyed speaking to the graduates, but his favorite part of the ceremony was water-boarding the valedictorian.” –David Letterman
“Barack Obama was endorsed by 90-year-old Senator Robert Byrd. 90 years old, yeah. Byrd said, ‘Obama will make a great president, and if he doesn’t, I won’t be around anyway.’” –Conan O’Brien
