Struggling Thru Weds

 I am struggling through today. I didnt do myself any favors by staying up till 1 am or so last night catching up on my email and other computer things. Took Penny for an short walk this afternoon. Had an short chat with the Davidson guy of about 10 or 15 minutes. I asked my dad his opinion and he told me that they will keep asking for money out of me. I took an bath last night and shaved my legs and preceded to cut myself in 3 places . Told my Janice S the good news about my dad and left messages for all my other friends. I finally watched my movie Hedwig and the Angry Inch. The end of it didnt make an lick of sense to me! I also didnt know it was an musical so I slogged my way through watching it. Nothing to write home about. Just got finished watching the Real World on Mtv 5 minutes ago. That was my Weds; see ya tommorrow!!

Hungry Lion

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter.

The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.

Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.