Hi! My heart is troubled all. My father is suffering so badly right now and there is nothing I can do for him. NO he isn’t dying but is in a lot of pain. He has had these shingles for so long. Now they have delayed my dad getting therapy for his knee. He told me today that he is 4 months behind now. I can tell he’s frustrated. I pray for him every day! he wrote an email today that almost made me cry. My dad isn’t one that says he loves you or is proud of you – just not his style. He told me that and that he understands that I understand because I went through physical and speech therapy growing up. I am thinking of surprising them at their house on Memorial Day and bringing Penny with me. I am also thinking about Chloe and praying for her before her srs date. Thought I would share with you!
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Cheap Parrot
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. “Why so little?” she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, “Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.”
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird’s cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, “New house, new madam.”
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought, “That’s really not so bad.”
When her two daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, “New house, new madam, new girls.”
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, the woman’s husband ‘Keith’ came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said,
“Hi, Keith!”
